I told this joke to 10 people and not one of them thought it was funny. Is it me, or is it them?
A guy gets on a long-distance flight. He's just getting comfortable when somebody sits down next to him. He looks up and wow, it's Garry Kasparov. Kasparov basks for a moment in the recognition.
Some way into the flight, the meals are cleared away and Garry produces an elegant little wooden travel chess set. He begins to play. After a while Kasparov asks the guy whether he would like to play chess to kill time. The guy replies, 'Hey Garry, You think I don't know who you are? I can't compete with a world champion.'
Kasparov - 'How about if I play left handed ?'
The guy thinks about this for a minute, then agrees. He is demolished in 8 moves, and is inconsolable for the rest of the journey. On landing he meets his friend, who asks him how the flight was. 'It was terrible,' he says. 'Completely humiliating. I played chess with Garry Kasparov and he beat me in spite of him playing left-handed!'
His friend replies - 'Ha! You were swindled! Dude, Garry Kasparov is left-handed!!'
If you didn't enjoy that, you won't enjoy these six songs that I am liking a lot at the moment.
Hey, recently my computer has fucked up and when i click to download a song a little box comes up and plays it instead so if you are kind enough please can you send the maximo park song to thechrisfishlockexperiment@hotmail.co.uk
i'm living on lots of your music recommendation after i notic we share similar taste. so thank you for the new stuff! i love it, keep it up please and make me happy. =)<3
Hell - I'd be honoured to be beaten by a chess player of lesser ranking than Kasparov... But yeah, the joke holds up fine for reading. As do these tracks for Listening...
It's them.
Or maybe I'm left handed as well.
Hey, recently my computer has fucked up and when i click to download a song a little box comes up and plays it instead so if you are kind enough please can you send the maximo park song to thechrisfishlockexperiment@hotmail.co.uk
i'm living on lots of your music recommendation after i notic we share similar taste. so thank you for the new stuff! i love it, keep it up please and make me happy. =)<3
Hell - I'd be honoured to be beaten by a chess player of lesser ranking than Kasparov...
But yeah, the joke holds up fine for reading.
As do these tracks for Listening...
Nice.