Sorry to piss you off with such an evil evil list.
As Bill Bailey once said: "There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box".
1 Tony Christie Feat. Peter Kay - (Is This The Way To) Amirillo 1,090,500 2 Crazy Frog - Axel F 523,100 3 James Blunt - You're Beautiful 436,000 4 McFly - All About You / You've Got A Friend 333,300 5 Akon - Lonely 331,400 6 2Pac ft. Elton John - Ghetto Gospel 268,300 7 Pussycat Dolls Ft Busta Rhymes - Don't Cha 265,500 8 Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. 245,400 9 Daniel Powter - Bad Day 226,200 10 Will Smith - Switch 193,400 11 Bodyrockers - I Like The Way 173,900 12 Mario - Let Me Love You 157,700 13 Snoop Dogg & JT - Signs 156,700 14 Nelly & Tim McGraw - Over and over 156,400 15 Jennifer Lopez - Get right 155,700 16 Audio Bullys - Shot You Down 155,500 17 Mariah Carey - We Belong Together 149,900 18 Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart 144,700 19 Sugababes - Push The Button 142,700 20 50 Cent - Candy Shop 131,600 21 Oasis - Lyla 130,300 22 Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone 121,100 23 Charlotte Church - Crazy Chick 118,100 24 M.V.P - Rock Ya Body Mic Check 1, 2 115,800 25 Stereophonics - Dakota 111,900 26 Rhianna - Pon De Reply 109,800 27 Amerie - 1 Thing 108,100 28 Gorillaz - Dare 105,100 29 Oasis - The Importance of Being Idle 104,400 30 Coldplay - Speed of Sound 103,600 31 Razorlight - Somewhere Else 101,600 32 Ciara - 1, 2 Step 98,900 33 Eminem - Like toy soldiers 98,400 34 Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl 95,300 35 Gwen Stefani feat. Eve - Rich Girl 94,300 36 50 Cent ft. The Game - Hate it or Love it 93,600 37 Sean Paul - We Be Burnin' 91,700 38 McFly - I'll Be Ok 82,900 39 Akon - Locked Up 82,000 40 Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends 81,600 41 Jem - They 80,600 42 Chemical Brothers - Galvinize 80,300 43 Missy Elliott - Lose Control 80,200 44 Sunset Strippers - Falling Stars 78,400 45 Studio B - I See Girls 78,300 46 Ciara - Goodies 77,300 47 Foo Fighters - Best of You 76,800 48 Mariah Carey - It's Like That 76,000 49 Brian Mcfadden & Delta Goodrem - Almost here 75,800 50 Mylo vs Miami Sound Machine - Doctor Pressure 74,800 51 Simon Webbe - Lay Your Hands 74,000 52 Eminem - Mockingbird 73,100 53 Bobby Valentino - Slow Down 71,400 54 Black Eyed Peas - Don't Lie 69,700 55 LL Cool J - Hush 67,900 56 Natalie Imbruglia - Shiver 66,400 57 U2 - Sometimes you cant make it on your own 65,600 58 Uniting Nations - Out of touch 65,500 59 Coral - In The Morning 63,100 60 Ashanti - Only U 63,000 61 Cabin Crew - Star to Fall 62,500 62 Phantom Planet - California 61,900 63 Jay-Z/Linkin Park - Numb/Encore 59,900 64 Kanye West - Gold Digger 59,800 65 Kaiser Chiefs - Everyday I Love You Less and Less 59,500 66 Jessicca Simpson - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' 59,200 67 Athlete - Wires 58,600 68 David Gray - The One I Love 57,300 69 Lemar - Time to Grow 57,100 70 The Game ft. 50 Cent - This Is How We Do 56,800 71 Lee Ryan - Army of Lovers 56,300 72 Daddy Yankee - Gasolina 55,000 73 Kanye West - Diamonds from Sierra Leone 54,300 74 Goldfrapp - Oh La La 53,400 75 Ciara feat. Ludacris - Oh 53,300 76 Coldplay - Fix You 52,800 77 Destiny's Child - Girl 52,600 78 Eminem - Ass Like That 52,000 79 Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot / Sink That Ship 51,900 80 U2 - City of Blinding Lights 51,800 81 Max Graham vs Yes - Owner of A Lonely Heart 50,600 82 Girls Aloud - Wake Me Up 50,100 83 Jennifer Lopez ft. Fat Joe - Hold You Down 49,900 84 Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God 49,100 85 Rob Thomas - Lonely No More 48,600 86 50 Cent - Just A L'il Bit 48,500 87 Robbie Williams - Trippin' 48,500 88 Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds 48,300 89 Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams 48,100 90 Destiny's Child ft. Lil Wayne - Soldier 47,900 91 Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh 47,400 92 Caesars - Jerk It Out 44,900 93 Katie Melua - Nine Million Bicyicles 43,200 94 Elvis Presley - Are You Lonesome Tonight 42,900 95 Akon - Belly Dancer (Bonnanza) 41,400 96 Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock 40,900 97 Elvis Presley - Wooden Heart 40,800 98 Hard-Fi - Hard To Beat 40,500 99 KT Tunstall - Suddenly I See 40,400 100 Mario - Here I Go Again 40,200
wow thats a shitty list
That's a really depressing list... and I wonder why the album charts are looking quite good compared to this list of horrors...