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Sunday, January 29, 2006


(Red Penguin) (rubbish) on the radio



Oh did I do that one already, oh never mind!

I'm currently in the studios of the mighty PHOENIX FM here in Brentwood, Essex, England. We're a small community radio station that only goes on air from time to time.
However our tiny status belies our ALMIGHTY INDIE CLOUT. Two of our regular presenters are Les "Fruitbat" "I hit Philip Schofield in front of an eternally grateful nation" Carter, once from Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine, and Chris T-T, of whom I have no nickname, although Huw Stephens did give it a plug on Radio 1 earlier this week, even though it clashes with his own show, which is awfully decent of him. We also have Steve Davis (the snooker player) on our roster but that's a story for another day.

As well as presenting a weekly show, Chris T-T is one of 23 artists who've record an exclusive session for us and that will be broadcast some time this month. Others to have done likewise are Les Carter's current outfit iDOU and the undeniably GRATE MJ HIBBETT who kindly allowed me and another presenter, Steve, to sing backing vocals on one of his songs.

But there's more - we've got some special guest presenters doing the two hour programme thing, including the 80s-tastic brilliance of THE MODERN, NIALL from the mighty Sultans of Ping, and DOMINIC from the fantastic THE OTHERS. Not at all bad for a little community radio station, eh.

My Sunday show is quite eclectic and not so indie. Here's what I done so far:

Turin Brakes – Pain Killer
Franz Ferdinand – This Boy
McAlmont and Butler – Yes
Saint Etienne - Join Our Club
Kate Bush – Pi
Jamiroquai – Love Foolosophy
Texas – Say What You Want
Rialto – Summer’s Over
Nizlopi – JCB Song
Strokes – Juicebox
Modern – Industry
Celeste – Nothing In The Sky (With Diamonds)
Maximo Park – Shiver
British Sea Power – It Ended On An Oily Stage
Len – Steal My Sunshine
All Seeing I – 1st Man In Space
Tahiti 80 – Soul Deep
Royksopp – Eple

Album of the week – Flood by They Might Be Giants (1990)
They Might Be Giants – Birdhouse In Your Soul
They Might Be Giants – Particle Man
They Might Be Giants – Hearing Aid

3 short songs
(this is where I pick 3 songs under 2 minutes)
Pizzicato Five – I
Rakes – 22 Grand Job
Clash – Career Opportunities

1 long song
(this is where I redress the balance with a non-prog-rock behemoth of a tune, minimum 8 minutes. I expect this is where I lose my audience)
Divine Comedy – Eric The Gardener

Phoenix FM Creative Sessions
Dirty Fairies – Rhythm
Jacksonswarehouse – Hotel By The Sea

Cork Corner
Frank and Walters - How Can I Exist
Sultans of Ping – 2 Pints Of Rasa

Guess the Furby song
Madness – I Chase The Devil AKA Ironshirt

More info on tonight's show is here: www.phoenixfm.com/eddie's-other-show.php. Don't be confused by the use of the word Eddie, just like listeners to the station aren't confused when they hear people call me Paul.

Normal service on the free mp3s will be resumed when I get half a minute. In the meantime if you want to listen to Phoenix FM you can click here: http://bluedog.wavestreamer.com:5478/listen.pls. If you like let me know what kind of stuff you want me to play, and then tune in, and that would be really nice!



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Thursday, January 26, 2006


A really stupid all-time list to end all really stupid all-time lists



Just remember - don't blame the NME, blame the fans ...

Arctic Monkeys beat Beatles

The Arctic Monkeys have beaten the Beatles in a list of the greatest British albums ever.
Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not came fifth in the NME poll while the Beatles' Revolver only made ninth place.

Top of the list was the self-titled debut album from The Stone Roses, released in 1989.

Second was The Queen Is Dead by The Smiths, followed by Oasis with Definitely Maybe and The Sex Pistols with Never Mind The Buzzcocks.

NME said the Arctic Monkeys deserved to be in such exalted company despite the fact their album was only released on Monday.

It is shaping up to be the fastest-selling debut album of all time, with nearly 120,000 copies sold on its first day in the shops.

"Consider some of the great British debuts: The Smiths, Definitely Maybe, Original Pirate Material. Now consider the Arctic Monkeys," NME said.

"Lumping Whatever People Say I Am... in with these records might seem premature, but what made them all great was attitude and innovation and sheer balls - something the Monkeys possess in abundance.

"Passion, belief and style are timeless, and so will this be."

Besides the Beatles, the rest of the top 10 was made up of Modern Life Is Rubbish by Blur, Different Class by Pulp, London Calling by The Clash and Up The Bracket by The Libertines.

The NME compiled its list of 100 greatest albums to mark Britain's "musical renaissance".

Top 20 Greatest British Albums Ever

1 The Stone Roses - The Stone Roses
2 The Smiths - The Queen Is Dead
3 Oasis - Definitely Maybe
4 Sex Pistols - Never Mind The Bollocks
5 Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not
6 Blur - Modern Life Is Rubbish
7 Pulp - Different Class
8 The Clash - London Calling
9 The Beatles - Revolver
10 The Libertines - Up The Bracket
11 Radiohead - The Bends
12 The Specials - Specials
13 The Verve - A Northern Soul
14 David Bowie - Hunky Dory
15 Primal Scream - Screamadelica
16 Dexys Midnight Runners - Searching For The Young Soul Rebels
17 The Streets - Original Pirate Material
18 Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
19 The Smiths - Strangeways, Here We Come
20 The Beatles - Rubber Soul

(Me again now) good shout on Blur at no 6 - MLIR is an awesome and (until now) much underrated album, and followed up with Pulp's opus at no 7 is no bad thing either. Really bad shout with the Sex Pistols - perhaps the most overrated album of all time. I've got it and it really is cack from start to finish.



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Saturday, January 21, 2006


Belle and Sebastian - new acoustic tracks



Recorded from yesterday's live BBC 6Music Hub session, Belle and Sebastian with acoustic versions of their new single, Funny Little Frog, and a new version of a beautiful track from a few years back, Get Me Away From Here I'm Dying.



By the way any sessions I put from here are never recorded from the BBC's excellent but less-than-perfect-quality Listen Again feature, the ones and zeroes go straight from digital broadcasts to my hard drive, in case anyone was wondering!

Belle and Sebastian - Funny Little Frog (acoustic) (BBC 6Music Hub session, 20 Jan 2006).mp3
Belle and Sebastian - Get Me Away From Here I'm Dying (acoustic) (BBC 6Music Hub session, 20 Jan 2006).mp3



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Thursday, January 19, 2006


Breaking news: Alex T needs a squeeze a day



Here's something new - some MP3s from next week's UK no.1 artist, The Arctic Monkeys. They're well known for shifting vast quantities of coloured vinyl and cassette singles, not really having embraced the digital age yet.


I think this is Girls Aloud, can someone please check for me?

They have, however, embraced the world of perfectly crafted pop songs, as the second song listed (a Girls Aloud cover, for the benefit of people outside the UK) will testify. Both were recorded live on Radio 1 earlier today.

Arctic Monkeys - When The Sun Goes Down (Live on Jo Whiley, BBC Radio 1, 19 Jan 2006).mp3
Arctic Monkeys - Love Machine (Live on Jo Whiley, BBC Radio 1, 19 Jan 2006).mp3



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Red penguin (rubbish) on the radio



I've recently recorded another 2 hour radio show with my radio partner in crime, Steve (I appear as Eddie on the programme but don't let that confuse you). It's going out as a download/stream only on BOA, but next month I will be back on 87.7 FM for another month of indie marvelling and no doubt there will be more mentions of that soon enough on here.

Current playlist is:

Hybrasil - Hy Fy
Modern - Industry
Long Blondes - Seperated By Motorways
Delays - Valentine
S*M*A*S*H - All By Myself
Eat - Belly Town
Sultans Of Ping FC - I Said I Am I Said
Others - How I Nearly Lost You
Jegsy Dodd and the Original Sinners - Grumpy Old Men
Saucy Monky - I Touch Myself
Victorian Gentlemens Club - My Son Spells Backwards
Shortwave Set - Repeat To Fade
Data Panik - Rulers and the States
Upper Room - All Over This Town
Chalets - Sexy Mistake
Rakes - Binary Love
¡Forward, Russia! - Twelve
Sultans of Ping FC - Scar On My Face
Aberdeen City - God Is Going To Get Sick Of Me
Alps - Last Dance
Amphetameanies - This Boy
Audioweb - Test The Theory
Envelopes - Free Jazz
Editors - Munich
Chris T-T - A Plague On Both Your Houses
Frank and Walters - How Can I Exist
Crimea - Lottery Winners On Acid
Modern - Jane Falls Down
Belle and Sebastian - Funny Little Frog
Mew with J Mascis - Why Are You Looking Grave?
Wurzels - Remember Me

A reasonable mix of current and early 90s stuff with very little in the middle, and that's the way I like it right now. It's been a long long time since I heard anything from Eat - admittedly not the easiest band to search for on the net. The S*M*A*S*H song is actually a self-released new track that was put out in 2005, their first for 9 years or so. You can listen to it and download it from their Myspace, here.

If you're too lazy to listen to the whole show here's a few MP3s you can nick for nowt.

Amphetameanies - This Boy



This Scottish ska (not Reel Big Fish type ska, but proper ska) band has one of Data Panik (Bis) in it and one of Franz Ferdinand from time to time as well. That makes the track all the more interesting - it's actually the original song, which Franz Ferdinand covered for their second album, You Could Have It So Much Better. It's a totally different take on it. The track is also a session, recorded for BBC Scotland's Air show (of which Data Panik's Amanda McKinnon is, coincidentally, a one-time presenter).
Website

Hybrasil - Hy Fy



An instrumental from the band's one release to date, the We Got Music EP which came out last summer in their native Ireland and troubled the lower edges of the top 40. I understand the EP is going to have a UK release shortly. Hard to describe them really, definitely indie/rock with added electronic bits which are more prominent on this song. I saw them live at the Borderlin last year and they were great - they're playing a number of UK dates next month, have a look at their Myspace for dates.
Website
Myspace

Shortwave Set - Repeat To Fade



The best bit about this is the way they describe themselves as "Victorian Funk". Having heard them I don't really know how accurate that can claim to be, but I did have a good hard think about what they said.
Website
Myspace

In other news ...

Good Weather For Airstrikes has listed their Top 65 Music Videos of 2005 and it's a pretty impressive list. I think my favourite of all of those is the Cardigans (because it's a great song, you understand .. okay that was brave of me!)



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Wednesday, January 11, 2006


It's a big one .. the top-selling 200 albums in the UK in 2005



A bit of a long and colourless and somewhat depressing post - here is the list of the UK's 200 top selling albums of 2005, with the actual or rounded unit sales in brackets.

Some of the chart does actually make interesting reading. Despite the puzzling inclusion of James Blunt at no.1, whose album has sold more in the UK in one calendar year than any other album EVER, you've also got Coldplay almost making 2m - they have done now, so that's all 3 albums that have crossed that mark, not bad for a little indie band whose first record sold about 400 copies on Fierce Panda.


1. James Blunt - Back To Bedlam (2367758)
2. Coldplay - X&Y (1999000)
3. Robbie Williams - Intensive Care (1434000)
4. Kaiser Chiefs - Employment (1312000)
5. Gorillaz - Demon Days (1205000)
6. Westlife - Face To Face (1143000)
7. KT Tunstall - Eye To The Telescope (1018000)
8. Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway (952631)
9. Eminem - Curtain Call (926012)
10. Faithless - Forever Faithless (915000)
11. Katie Melua - Piece By Piece (869000)
12. Killers - Hot Fuss (859000)
13. Oasis - Don't Believe The Truth (848000)
14. Il Divo - Ancora (840000)
15. Madonna - Confessions On A Dancefloor (830000)
16. Green Day - American Idiot (814000)
17. Scissor Sisters - Scissor Sisters (787000)
18. Keane - Hopes And Fears (757000)
19. Take That - Never Forget (755000)
20. Gwen Stefani - Love Angel Music Baby (746000)
21. Black Eyed Peas - Monkey Business (689000)
22. Sugababes - Taller In More Ways (640000)
23. David Gray - Life In Slow Motion (625000)
24. Basement Jaxx - The Singles (595000)
25. Pussycat Dolls - PDC (574000)
26. G4 - G4 (573000)
27. Foo Fighters - In Your Honour (571000)
28. Tony Christie - Definitive Collection (561000)
29. 50 Cent - The Massacre (554000)
30. Jack Johnson - In Between Dreams (531000)
31. Mariah Carey - The Emancipation Of Mimi (526965)
32. Athlete - Tourist (499000)
33. Akon - Trouble (487000)
34. Will Young - Keep On (477974)
35. Prodigy - Their Law - The Singles (468000)
36. Eurythmics - Ultimate Collection (453000)
37. Stereophonics - Language, Sex, Violence, Other (451000)
38. Jeff Wayne - The War Of The Worlds (446000)
39. Magic Numbers - The Magic Numbers (444000)
40. Mariah Carey - Greatest Hits (439000)
41. Supertramp - Retrospectacle (438000)
42. Michael Bublé - It's Time (431300)
43. Kanye West - Late Registration (431200)
44. Kasabian - Kasabian (412000)
45. Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand (411000)
46. Barbara Streisand - Guilty Too (397000)
47. Katherine Jenkins - Living A Dream (372500)
48. Il Divo - Il Divo (371300)
49. Joss Stone - Mind Body & Soul (368200)
50. Franz Ferdinand - You Could Have It So Much Better (368000)
51. Razorlight - Up All Night (358000)
52. Damien Rice - O (355000)
53. G4 - G4 & Friends (349000)
54. U2 - How To Dismantle An Atomic Bomb (348200)
55. Hard-Fi - Stars Of CCTV (347897)
56. Jem - Finally Woken (343000)
57. White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan (343000)
58. Maroon 5 - Songs About Jane (337000)
59. Anastacia - Pieces Of A Dream (333300)
60. Rod Stewart - Thanks For The Memory (329600)
61. John Legend - Get Lifted (314500)
62. Daniel Powter - Daniel Powter (312500)
63. Kate Bush - Aerial (312300)
64. Green Day - Bullet In A Bible (309000)
65. Simon Webb - Sanctury (307500)
66. Game - The Documentary (298000)
67. Snow Patrol - Final Straw (298000)
68. Jamiroquai - Dymanite (294000)
69. Enya - Amarantine (293000)
70. McFly - Wonderland (291000)
71. Robbie Williams - Greatest Hits (287999)
72. Eminem - Encore (285000)
73. Lucie Silvas - Breathe In (269300)
74. Girls Aloud - Chemistry (269000)
75. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm (261000)
76. Goldfrapp - Supernature (260000)
77. Craig David - The Story Goes (256000)
78. Snoop Dogg - Rhythm & Gangsta (256000)
79. Chemical Brothers - Push The Button (250000)
80. Blink 182 - Greatest Hits (247000)
81. Lemar - Time To Grow (240000)
82. Madeleine Peyroux - Careless Love (236000)
83. Green Day - International Superhits (231000)
84. Charlotte Church - Tissues And Issues (224000)
85. Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten (222000)
86. Kylie Minogue - Ultimate Kylie (217000)
87. Dire Straits & Mark Knopfler - Private Investigations (215000)
88. Michael Jackson - The Essential (206000)
89. Bryan Adams - Anthology (206000)
90. Usher - Confessions (203000)
91. Mario - Turning Point (199000)
92. Choirboys - The Choirboys (197000)
93. E.L.O - All Over The World (196000)
94. Katie Melua - Call Off The Search (195879)
95. Joss Stone - The Soul Sessions (194000)
96. Rooster - Rooster (192000)
97. Bryn Terfel - Simple Gifts (192000)
98. REM - In Time The Best Of (191000)
99. Michael Ball - Music (189000)
100. Natalie Imbruglia - Counting Down The Days (185000)
101. Coldplay - Parachutes (184000)
102. Plil Collins - Love Songs (182000)
103. Coldplay - A Rush Of Blood To The Head (180000)
104. Michael Bolton - The Very Best Of (179000)
105. Doves - Some Cities (178000)
106. Embrace - Out Of Nothing (173000)
107. Feeder - Pushing The Senses (172000)
108. System of a Down - Mezmerize (170000)
109. Nelly - Suit (169000)
110. Mylo - Destroy Rock & Roll (168000)
111. Jamie Cullum - Catching Tales (167000)
112. Darkness - One Way Ticket To Hell And Back (166000)
113. Carpenters - Gold - Greatest Hits (165000)
114. Simply Red - Simplified (164000)
115. Lionel Richie & The Commodores - The Definitive Collection (163000)
116. My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge (162000)
117. Elvis Presley - Hitstory (161000)
118. Abba - Gold - Greatest Hits (160000)
119. Patrizio Baunne - The Italian (159000)
120. Destiny's Child - No 1s (158000)
121. Ciara - Goodies (157000)
122. Matt Monro - The Ultimate Collection (156000)
123. Elvis Presley - Elvis - 30 No 1 Hits (155000)
124. Sam Cooke - Portrait Of A Legend (154000)
125. Elvis Presley - Love Elvis (153000)
126. Bruce Springsteen - Devils & Dust (152000)
127. Antony & The Johnsons - I Am A Bird Now (151000)
128. Bon Jovi - Have A Nice Day (150000)
129. Queen - Greatest Hits I, Ii & Iii (149000)
130. Rod Stewart - The Story So Far (148000)
131. Arcade Fire - Funeral (148000)
132. McFly - Room On The 3Rd Floor (147000)
133. Oasis - What's The Story Morning Glory (147000)
134. Queens of the Stone Age - Lullabies To Paralyze (146000)
135. Britney Spears - Greatest Hits - My Prerogative (145000)
136. Girls Aloud - What Will The Neighbours Say (144000)
137. Zutons - Who Killed.. (143000)
138. Shakin' Stevens - The Collection (142000)
139. Ian Brown - The Greatest (141000)
140. Savage Garden - Truly Madly Completely - The Best Of (140000)
141. Sean Paul - The Trinity (139000)
142. Destiny's Child - Destiny Fulfilled (138000)
143. 2 Pac - Loyal To The Game (137000)
144. Jools Holland - Swinging The Blues Dancind The Ska (136000)
145. Various - Sing The Number 1s (135000)
146. 50 Cent & G Unit - Get Rich Or Die Tryin' - OST (134000)
147. Bravery - The Bravery (133000)
148. John Lennon - Working Class Hero (132000)
149. Jay-Z & Linkin Park - Collision Course (131000)
150. Katherine Jenkins - Second Nature (130000)
151. Crazy Frog - Crazy Hits (129000)
152. Ronan Keating - 10 Years Of Hits (128000)
153. Kings of Leon - Aha Shake Heartbreak (127000)
154. Green Day - Dookie (126000)
155. Jennifer Lopez - Rebirth (124000)
156. Pink Floyd - Echoes - The Best Of (122000)
157. Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire - The Legend Of (121000)
158. Fleetwood Mac - The Very Best Of Fleetwood Mac (120000)
159. Futureheads - The Futureheads (118000)
160. Nirvana - Nevermind (116000)
161. Various - The Best Of Vol 1 & Vol 2 (114000)
162. Pink Floyd - The Dark Side Of The Moon (112000)
163. Athlete - Vehicles & Animals (111000)
164. Daniel O'Donnell - Teenage Dreams (110000)
165. Rolling Stones - A Bigger Bang (109000)
166. Andrea Bocelli - Aria - The Opera Album (108000)
167. Shania Twain - Greatest Hits (108000)
168. Paul Weller - As Is Now (107000)
169. Van Morrison - Magic Time (107000)
170. Ray Charles - Genius Loves Company (106000)
171. Muse - Absolution (105000)
172. System of a Down - Hypnotise (105000)
173. Daniel Bedingfield - Second First Impression (104000)
174. Maximo Mark - A Certain Trigger (103000)
175. Steve Brookstein - Heart & Soul (102000)
176. Michael Jackson - Number Ones (101000)
177. U2 - The Best Of 1980-1990 (100000)
178. Pogues - The Ultimate Collection (100000)
179. Stevie Wonder - The Definitive Collection (99000)
180. Streets - A Grand Don't Come For Free (99000)
181. Christina Aguilera - Stripped (98000)
182. Editors - The Back Room (98000)
183. Black Eyed Peas - Elephunk (97000)
184. Oasis - Definitely Maybe (97000)
185. Gorillaz - Gorillaz (96000)
186. David Gray - White Ladder (96000)
187. Slade - The Very Best Of (95000)
188. Cream - Ultimate Cream (95000)
189. Kirsty MacColl - The Best Of (94000)
190. Libertines - The Libertines (94000)
191. Guns N Roses - Greatest Hits (93000)
192. Hayley Westenra - Odyssey (93000)
193. Rod Stewart - Stardust - The Great American III (92000)
194. Jamelia - Thank You (92000)
195. Babyshambles - Down In Albion (91000)
196. Blondie - Greatest Hits (91000)
197. Tony Christie - The Best Of (90500)
198. Will Young - Friday's Child (90036)
199. Cliff Richard - The Platinum Collection (89000)
200. Jamie Cullum - Twentysomething (89000)



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Thursday, January 05, 2006


The second great new band of 2006



The Young Knives

Oh and just because they are the second great band of 2006, it doesn't mean they are worse than the first great band of 2006. I haven't really thought about an order yet.



If you know nothing about them, here are some facts to whet your appetite:

1. They have a singer called The House Of Lords, apparently because he is the grumpy second chamber of the band, constantly vetoing their great ideas. (You need to know a bit about British politics to get that one).
2. They released their mini album "The Young Knives ... Are Dead" on Oxford label Shifty Disco in 2002, and appear to be too lazy to have released anything since (until single The Decision came out last month).
3. They dress like accountants.
4. They used to be a Ned's Atomic Dustbin covers band (although that could be some bollocks made up by the PR company. They sound nothing like the Neds).
5. They are touring in the UK in February and March, GO SEE THEM AND BUY ALL THEIR STUFF, DO IT NOW!

Young Knives - The Decision.mp3
Young Knives - Weekends and Bleakdays (live at V2005).mp3

Band website
Band Myspace currently featuring 4 songs



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Wednesday, January 04, 2006


The first great new band of 2006



¡Forward, Russia!



If they don't spend another year playing a million gigs to a hundred people instead of the other way round. Get to see them in a small venue, before only the big ones beckon.

These tracks are session versions, recorded yesterday at BBC's Maida Vale studios. 12 is a new version of their new single, and of course, 17 shares its name with two other great tracks, by the Regents (yes, I'm old!) and Ladytron.

EDIT: Just got the third track, Nine, and I've added that too.

¡Forward, Russia! - Twelve (BBC Radio 1 session 03-01-2006).mp3
¡Forward, Russia! - Seventeen (BBC Radio 1 session 03-01-2006).mp3
¡Forward, Russia! - Nine (BBC Radio 1 session 03-01-2006).mp3

More live photos of the band
Band website
Band Myspace



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Tuesday, January 03, 2006


UK Top 200 Singles of 2005



This is the top 200 of the year, including both physical and download sales.

1 Tony Christie Feat. Peter Kay - (Is This The Way To) Amirillo - 1100233
2 Shayne Ward - That's My Goal - 874444
3 Crazy Frog - Axel F - 526740
4 James Blunt - You're Beautiful - 471388
5 Pussycat Dolls Ft Busta Rhymes - Don't Cha - 369520
6 McFly - All About You / You've Got A Friend - 338250
7 Akon - Lonely - 335026
8 Madonna - Hung Up - 325463
9 Westlife - You Raise Me Up - 319976
10 Sugababes - Push The Button - 303301
11 Daniel Powter - Bad Day - 296280
12 Nizlopi - JCB Song - 295056
13 2Pac ft. Elton John - Ghetto Gospel - 275683
14 Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. - 258903
15 Will Smith - Switch - 199775
16 Bodyrockers - I Like The Way - 187232
17 Arctic Monkeys - I Bet You Look Good On The Dance Floor - 177792
18 Robbie Williams - Trippin' - 164241
19 Snoop Dogg & JT - Signs - 163581
20 Audio Bullys - Shot You Down - 162840
21 Mario - Let Me Love You - 161893
22 Mariah Carey - We Belong Together - 158977
23 Jennifer Lopez - Get Right - 158924
24 Nelly & Tim McGraw - Over and over - 157021
25 Black Eyed Peas - Don't Phunk With My Heart - 152290
26 Gorillaz - Dare - 148270
27 Sean Paul - We Be Burnin' - 146693
28 Kelly Clarkson - Since U Been Gone - 141649
29 50 Cent - Candy Shop - 140738
30 Oasis - Lyla - 137705
31 Pussycat Dolls - Stickwitu - 137699
32 Rhianna - Pon De Reply - 128129
33 Charlotte Church - Crazy Chick - 128026
34 Oasis - The Importance of Being Idle - 123278
35 Stereophonics - Dakota - 122779
36 Kanye West - Gold Digger - 122229
37 Black Eyed Peas - My Humps - 120809
38 M.V.P - Rock Ya Body Mic Check 1, 2 - 120723
39 Amerie - 1 Thing - 117892
40 Mylo vs Miami Sound Machine - Doctor Pressure - 115980
41 Coldplay - Speed of Sound - 112593
42 Razorlight - Somewhere Else - 111526
43 Simon Webbe - No Worries - 110906
44 Eminem - Like toy soldiers - 107065
45 Ciara - 1, 2 Step - 104510
46 Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl - 102952
47 Gwen Stefani feat. Eve - Rich Girl - 99836
48 Sunset Strippers - Falling Stars - 99516
49 50 Cent ft. The Game - Hate it or Love it - 97415
50 Green Day - Wake Me Up When September Ends - 90486
51 Simon Webbe - Lay Your Hands - 89876
52 Chemical Brothers - Galvinize - 88670
53 McFly - I'll Be Ok - 88447
54 Westlife feat. Diana Ross - When You Tell Me That You Love Me - 88265
55 Studio B - I See Girls - 86361
56 Missy Elliott - Lose Control - 85200
57 Coldplay - Fix You - 83948
58 Foo Fighters - Best of You - 83531
59 Akon - Locked Up - 82904
60 Black Eyed Peas - Don't Lie - 82244
61 Jem - They - 81433
62 Craig David - Don't Love You No More - 80503
63 Ciara - Goodies - 79532
64 Katie Melua - Nine Million Bicyicles - 79096
65 Eminem - Mockingbird - 77948
66 Girls Aloud - Biology - 77423
67 Mariah Carey - It's Like That - 77378
68 Brian McFadden & Delta Goodrem - Almost here - 75894
69 Kaiser Chiefs - I Predict A Riot / Sink That Ship - 75409
70 Bobby Valentino - Slow Down - 73752
71 Uniting Nations - Out of touch - 73304
72 David Gray - The One I Love - 71352
73 Jessicca Simpson - These Boots Are Made for Walkin' - 71297
74 Liberty X - Song 4 Lovers - 70675
75 Jay-Z/Linkin Park - Numb/Encore - 70250
76 Cabin Crew - Star to Fall - 68835
77 LL Cool J - Hush - 68113
78 Kelly Clarkson - Behind These Hazel Eyes - 67585
79 Kaiser Chiefs - Everyday I Love You Less and Less - 67520
80 Natalie Imbruglia - Shiver - 67187
81 U2 - Sometimes you cant make it on your own - 66170
82 Sugababes - Ugly - 66105
83 Coral - In The Morning - 65576
84 Phantom Planet - California - 65475
85 Ashanti - Only U - 65249
86 Green Day - Boulevard of Broken Dreams - 64429
87 KT Tunstall - Suddenly I See - 64368
88 Pogues - Fairytale of New York - 62922
89 Athlete - Wires - 62917
90 Goldfrapp - Oh La La - 62187
91 Oasis - Let There Be Love - 60911
92 50 Cent ft. Mobb Deep - Outta Control - 59697
93 Kanye West - Diamonds from Sierra Leone - 59498
94 Daddy Yankee - Gasolina - 59196
95 Franz Ferdinand - Do You Want To - 58382
96 Ciara feat. Ludacris - Oh - 58214
97 The Game ft. 50 Cent - How We Do - 58062
98 Lemar - Time to Grow - 57730
99 Killers - Somebody Told Me - 57561
100 Lee Ryan - Army of Lovers - 57355
101 Eminem - Ass Like That - 57329
102 Pharrell Ft Gwen Stefani - Can I Have It Like That - 56752
103 Bob Sinclar ft. Gary Nesta Pine - Love Generation - 56604
104 Gorillaz - Dirty Harry - 56367
105 Kelly Clarkson - Because of You - 56143
106 Destiny's Child ft. Lil Wayne - Soldier - 56107
107 Max Graham vs Yes - Owner of A Lonely Heart - 54132
108 Girls Aloud - Wake Me Up - 53600
109 Crazy Frog - Jingle Bells/U Can't Touch This - 53477
110 Destiny's Child - Girl - 53188
111 50 Cent - Just A L'il Bit - 52911
112 Kaiser Chiefs - Oh My God - 52797
113 Son Of Dork - Ticket Outta Loserville - 51730
114 Britney Spears - Do Something - 51711
115 U2 - City of Blinding Lights - 51076
116 Jennifer Lopez ft. Fat Joe - Hold You Down - 50832
117 Mariah Carey - Get Your Number/ Shake It Off - 50459
118 Rob Thomas - Lonely No More - 49433
119 Hard-Fi - Hard To Beat - 49162
120 Eminem - When I'm Gone - 48936
121 James Blunt - High - 48638
122 Steve Brookstein - Against All Odds - 48409
123 Caesars - Jerk It Out - 48249
124 Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh - 48213
125 KT Tunstall - The Otherside of the World - 47976
126 Elvis Presley - Jailhouse Rock - 47965
127 Gwen Stefani - Cool - 47140
128 Elvis Presley - Are You Lonesome Tonight - 46977
129 Akon - Belly Dancer (Bonnanza) - 46845
130 Friday Hill - Baby Goodbye - 46748
131 McFly - I Wanna Hold You - 45916
132 Liberty X - A Night To Remember - 45911
133 Elvis Presley - Wooden Heart - 44857
134 Girls Aloud - Long Hot Summer - 44728
135 Kylie Minogure - Giving You Up - 44572
136 Will Young - Switch It On - 43618
137 Charlotte Church - Call My Name - 43546
138 Kate Bush - King of the Mountain - 43469
139 Elvis Presley - (Your The) Devil In Disguise - 43444
140 Elvis Presley - Good Luck Charm - 43205
141 Elvis Presley - Rock -A-Hula Baby/Can't Help Falling In Love - 42985
142 White Stripes - Blue Orchid - 42704
143 White Stripes - My Doorbell - 42655
144 Les Rhythmes Digitales - Jacques Your Body - 42381
145 Roll Deep - The Avenue - 42346
146 Scissor Sisters - Filthy Gorgeous - 41770
147 Craig David - All The Way - 41613
148 Elvis Presley - (Maries the Name) His Latest Flame/Little Sister - 41435
149 Elvis Presley - A Fool Such as I - 41356
150 Mario - Here I Go Again - 41317
151 Elvis Presley - One Night/I Got Stung - 41190
152 Elvis Presley - The Wonder of You - 41068
153 Elvis vs JXL - A Little Less Conversation - 40887
154 Babyshambles - Fuck Forever - 40768
155 The Bravery - An Honest Mistake - 40689
156 Jamiroquai - Feels Just Like it Should - 40683
157 Inaya Day - Nasty Girl - 40621
158 Elvis Presley - Crying in the Chapel - 40614
159 Bloc Party - Two More Years - 40592
160 Elvis Presley - It's Now or Never - 40466
161 Elvis Presley - Return To Sender - 40456
162 Backstreet Boys - Incomplete - 39960
163 Hillary Duff - Wake Up - 39906
164 Usher - Caught Up - 39892
165 Kelly Osbourne - One Word - 39645
166 Elvis Presley - She's Not You - 39488
167 The Game - Dreams - 39328
168 Elvis Presley - Surrender - 39126
169 Pond Life - Ring Ding Ding - 39054
170 Dht Ft Edmee - Listen To Your Heart - 39018
171 Tom Novy - Your Body - 38941
172 Nelly - N Dey Say - 38703
173 Mylo - In My Arms - 37728
174 DJ Sammy - Why - 36537
175 Rooster - Staring at the Sun - 36021
176 Elvis Presley - Way Down - 36019
177 Lucile Silvas - Breathe In - 35734
178 Tatu - All About Us - 35614
179 Darkness - One Way Ticket - 35589
180 Freeloaders - So Much Love to Give - 35537
181 Jem - Just A Ride - 35530
182 Depeche Mode - Precious - 35500
183 Bon Jovi - Have A Nice Day - 35179
184 Damian Marley - Welcome to Jamrock - 34812
185 One World Project - Grief Never Grows Old - 34316
186 Eric Prydz - Call On Me - 34246
187 Mattafix - Big City Life - 34076
188 Sean Paul - Ever Blazin' - 33959
189 Faithless - Insomnia 2005 - 33649
190 Xzibit Feat. Keri Hilson - Hey Now (Mean Muggin) - 33441
191 Uniting Nations - You & Me - 33142
192 Elton John - Electricty - 32410
193 Rachel Stevens - Negotiate With Love - 32377
194 Rachel Stevens - So Good - 32299
195 Girls Aloud - See The Day - 32122
196 Robbie Williams - Advertising Space - 31992
197 Dana Rayne - Object of My Desire - 31559
198 Raghav - Angel Eyes - 31395
199 Iron Maiden - Number of the Beast - 31221
200 Shapeshifters - Back to Basics - 31179



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Sunday, January 01, 2006


All those top 10s of 2005



Yes I love them, you love them too, that's why you're here. (Unless you're looking for MP3s/videos etc). I'm updating this post over the weekend and if I get anything else worthy then I'll add them too.

UK sales - Top 10 singles of 2005

1. Tony Christie Feat. Peter Kay - (Is This The Way To) Amirillo
2. Shayne Ward - That's My Goal
3. Crazy Frog - Axel F
4. James Blunt - You're Beautiful
5. Pussycat Dolls Ft Busta Rhymes - Don't Cha
6. McFly - All About You / You've Got A Friend
7. Akon - Lonely
8. Madonna - Hung Up
9. Westlife - You Raise Me Up
10. Sugababes - Push The Button

What a load of crud. Still, at least Shayne Ward wasn't no. 1.

UK sales - Top 10 albums of 2005

1. James Blunt - Back To Bedlam
2. Coldplay - X&Y
3. Robbie Williams - Intensive Care
4. Kaiser Chiefs - Employment
5. Gorillaz - Demon Days
6. Westlife - Face To Face
7. KT Tunstall - Eye To The Telescope
8. Kelly Clarkson - Breakaway
9. Faithless - Forever Faithless - The Greatest Hits
10. Eminem - Curtain Call - The Hits

Both singles and albums have just been announced (Jan 1, around 3pm) and I'll be putting the full top 75s up on this site quite soon.

Take Your Medicine - Top 10 singles of 2005

1. Bridge Gang - London Sky Tonight
2. Sufjan Stevens - Chicago
3. Go! Team - Ladyflash
4. Mystery Jets - You Can't Fool Me Dennis
5. Art Brut - Emily Kane
6. Imogen Heap - Hide And Seek
7. We Are Scientists - The Great Escape
8. Playwrights - Dislocated (London version)
9. Maximo Park - Apply Some Pressure
10. Pipettes - It Hurts To See You Dance So Well

I've really enjoyed Mike's ridiculously-detailed blog this year and this chart is typical of the wide range of music covered on a much-more-regular basis than this one. The no 1 by the Bridge Gang is well worth a listen - if there's one thing I've learned this year it's that there's a frightening wealth of talent in the hands of unsigned bands all over the UK.

Full post, including MP3s to download, is here.

Knees Up Mother Brown - Top 10 albums of 2005

1. Kaiser Chiefs - Employment
2. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
3. Editors - The Back Room
4. Arcade Fire - Funeral
5. Audioslave - Out Of Exile
6. Foo Fighters - In Your Honour
7. Magic Numbers - The Magic Numbers
8. Coldplay - X & Y
9. Kanye West - Late Registration
10. Maximo Park - A Certain Trigger

WTF is right! That well known East End song, Knees Up Mother Brown (or KUMB for short) is home to the largest community of West Ham United fans, and for some reason I ran the end of year poll this year. Mostly predictable fare - although a nice high placing for Editors, who will hopefully repeat that next week with the re-released Munich; the full chart has some very interesting choices on it, and you can see the whole list of 105 here.

BBC Radio 1 OneMusic Festive 50 - Top 10 singles of 2005

1. Jegsy Dodd and the Original Sinners - Grumpy Old Men
2. Crimea - Lottery Winners On Acid
3. Arctic Monkeys - I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor
4. King Creosote - Klutz
5. Arcade Fire - Rebellion (Lies)
6. Early Years - All The Ones And Zeros
7. Camera Obscura - I Love My Jean
8. Ollo - Lord Lucan Is Still Missing
9. Steveless - Bored
10. Laura Cantrell - Bees

Formerly known as John Peel's Festive 50, of course. The full 50 was shown in my earlier post, here.

NME - Top 10 singles of 2005

1. Futureheads – Hounds Of Love
2. Arcade Fire – Rebellion (Lies)
3. Arctic Monkeys – I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
4. Kanye West – Gold Digger
5. White Stripes – My Doorbell
6. Babyshambles – Fuck Forever
7. Antony And The Johnsons – Hope There’s Someone
8. Razorlight – Somewhere Else
9. Franz Ferdinand – Do You Want To
10. The Strokes – Juicebox

NME - Top 10 albums of 2005

1. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
2. Arcade Fire - Funeral
3. Franz Ferdinand - You Could Have It So Much Better
4. Antony And The Johnsons - I Am A Bird Now
5. Kaiser Chiefs - Employment
6. The White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan
7. Sufjan Stevens - Illinoise
8. Kanye West - Late Registration
9. Babyshambles - Down In Albion
10. Gorillaz - Demon Days

A lot of controversy over these lists, particularly since the NME were accused by another website of "doctoring" the chart to represent their target readership, or something. Specifically, Arcade Fire apparently topped the poll of polls from the NME writers, but the editor allegedly put Bloc Party at no 1 because it was felt that this would be a more popular winner with its readership. The rumour spread all over the place; I'm sure you saw the story somewhere.

I had a lot of problems with this whole hoo ha. Firstly, I think the NME is the easiest of easy targets and I just can't be bothered to knock them, I think they do what they set out to reasonably well and there's plenty of other places for me to get my musical fix. Moaning that the NME isn't as good as it used to be is like complaining that BBC1 has too many children's programmes - they don't change, you do!

Secondly, the rumour was started by a little read blog which had no evidence, and to make it worse they said they did but they wouldn't publish it. Hmmm ...

Thirdly, who cares if they did doctor it? I doctored my end of year poll - I put the ones I liked best at the top!

I've overlooked the obvious fact (not opinion, FACT!) that the Bloc Party album is miles better than the Arcade Fire one anyway. And no, I don't want a job on the NME - I doubt they could afford me.

The top 50 single and album lists have been preserved here.

Q - Top 10 albums of 2005

1. Coldplay - X&Y
2. Gorillaz - Demon Days
3. Kaiser Chiefs - Employment
4. Oasis - Don't Believe The Truth
5. Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake, It's Morning
6. James Blunt - Back To Bedlam
7. Franz Ferdinand - You Could Have It So Much Better
8. Arcade Fire - Funeral
9. KT Tunstall - Eye To The Telescope
10. Hard-Fi - Stars Of CCTV

This is really uninspiring, even for Q, master of the pointless list (something I'm a big fan of if it's done good). The top 50 can be seen here.

Rolling Stone - Top 10 albums of 2005

1. Kanye West - Late Registration
2. Rolling Stones - A Bigger Bang
3. White Stripes - Get Behind Me Satan
4. Fiona Apple - Extraordinary Machine
5. Bruce Springsteen - Devils and Dust
6. My Morning Jacket - Z
7. Beck - Guero
8. Bright Eyes - I'm Wide Awake - It's Morning
9. Sufjan Stevens - Illinois
10. 50 Cent - The Massacre

This is even worse than the Q list. To see it in all its gory, click here.

My Own Charts - Top 10 singles of 2005

1. Mystery Jets - You Can't Fool Me Dennis
2. Bloc Party - Banquet
3. Maximo Park - Apply Some Pressure
4. Robocop Kraus - Small Houses Odd Cars
5. Futureheads - Hounds Of Love
6. Others - Lackey
7. Young Knives - The Decision
8. Rakes - Retreat
9. MJ Hibbett and the Validators - Never Going Back To Aldi's
10. Kate Bush - Mrs Bartolozzi

The top 100 is here.

My Own Charts - Top 10 albums of 2005

1. Bloc Party - Silent Alarm
2. Robocop Kraus - They Think They Are The Robocop Kraus
3. Others - The Others
4. Rulers Of The Planet - In 30 Minutes We Destroy The Earth
5. Kate Bush - Aerial
6. Kaiser Chiefs - Employment
7. Maximo Park - A Certain Trigger
8. Art Brut - Bang Bang Rock 'n' Roll
9. Franz Ferdinand - You Could Have It So Much Better With
10. Frank and Walters - Souvenirs

The top 20 is here.

My Own Charts - Most Played Bands

According to Audioscrobbler/Last FM, these are the bands I've played the most in 2005, with the number of plays.

1. Sultans of Ping F.C. 211
2. Kate Bush 112
3. Rulers Of The Planet 96
4. The Robocop Kraus 90
5. The Others 89
6. Bloc Party 69
7. The Cardigans 58
8. Blur 57
9. Franz Ferdinand 56
10. Art Brut 54

The full list can be found here.



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