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Wednesday, February 14, 2007

The f***ing Brits

If there's one thing that makes me angry every February it's the Brits.

1. I have to watch ITV for 2 hours. That's as much ITV as I am going to watch in any one year.
2. I thought Mastercard had produced the worst adverts possible during Euro 2006, but oh no, they're excelling themselves now!
3. There's a horrible constant squeal all the way through the show. (It's the audience).
4. Corinne Bailey Rae.
5. Tom Baker on voiceovers. Well done, that's really encapsulated the fucking zeitgeist, hasn't it.

Plus a load of people who are terrible win prizes, the live performances are horrible, yadda yadda.

My 3 year old loved the Scissor Sisters routine. "Look, they've got no bodies! They're flying!" Says it all really. I sent him to bed straight after that.

Oh Jesus, the Arctic Monkeys have not only won an award, they've dressed up as the Wizard of Oz. (walks off to kick cat)

So what's good about it?

Russell Brand - who I love for this reason alone: words, moving pictures. Half of his routine seemed to be in this morning's Daily Mirror - nice to get paid twice for one bit of work, innit?

As ever, XRRF provided a great running commentary, explaining with wit what I can only spit out angered abuse.

posted by Paul at 9:08 pm


Anonymous Adham said...

"I have to watch ITV for 2 hours."

Who says that you HAVE to watch it? You don't really...

Anyway, I was searching for the Mylo show on Jools Holland and came across your site, but the links no longer work. Would there be any chance of re-activating
them? You can contact me through the link I've left.



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